vodkacupcakes:

acheekydollar:

Friend-zone to the MAX. 

girl code is my favorite show

ohanamomma:

ME every time i see a security camera.

fitness-and-diet:

lunamawar:

orange you glad that you’re breathing? 

this is a tangerine but ok

castielofasgard:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

motherfuckingcheese:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.